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Shamless Laziness… 15, June 2007

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Yes, that’s right, I am too lazy to post anything interesting today so I will leave it to another blog.

Lovecarrots is a blog about vegetables. Yes, it’s true. However today’s post is truly splendid… I give you the Vegetable Orchestra, from Lovecarrots…!

Mmm…. tasty…

Click here to visit Lovecarrots

Click here to go to the orchestra’s home site….

Strange goings on… Eternal questions of existence… 2, March 2007

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Today I am going to answer another eternal question of existence…

How does one cure eyebrow dandruff?

Last night I had one of those how do you get from that to this moments although I found the perfect cure for eyebrow dandruff along the way. Now, I think I may have mentioned, a while back, that the little critters that live in my eyebrows are either dead or size zero supermodels. Why? Well, the one part of my face which gets dry and flaky in the winter is the skin my eyebrows grow out of and the bit just below and we all know that if the eyebrow bugs were doing their job properly there’d be no dry skin there because they’d be eating it.

Oh you so wanted to know that didn’t you people?

It isn’t a perennial problem, for the most part my eyebrows are fine but every now and again, twice a month maybe? Probably less, THINGS happen, I will look at them before going to bed and discover they contain more flakes than the average Kellogs factory.

Last night was one of those nights and without really thinking what I was doing I dug out my old toothbrush head, the one I’d kept because I thought it might be useful for cleaning off the scale from round the taps but never remembered to use at tap-scale cleaning time, stuck it on my toothbrush and gave my eyebrows a good dry scrub. Not only is the sensation very pleasant but all the eyebrow dandruff disappeared.

Halfway through, though, I had one of those, “how did I get from that to this?” Moments and I suddenly saw what I was doing through the eyes of a normal person. There I was, watching myself standing in front of the bathroom mirror brushing my eyebrows with my electric toothbrush. I began to get the giggles. I ended up laughing so much Mr BC came in to see what was going on and I had to explain that I was cleaning my eyebrows with an electric toothbrush and had just realised the surreal lunacy of my actions. Mr BC, also giggling, asked why I could see the lunacy of this but not the other 101 barking mad things I do each day.

I wasn’t able to tell him…

I can tell him how to get rid of eyebrow dandruff though.

Love Carrots, Love Potatoes… 21, February 2007

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Or maybe just plain rude. Potatoes that look like peaches… or.. um.. er-hem… nads.

Enjoy!

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If you like Velvet Underground, Ultravox, Japan and er… Barrie and Morricone film scores you may like Veldt. 7, February 2007

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Here is a video of one of my favourite bands Veldt. They are highly obscure – even here – but rather good and they come from Sussex, the most important place in the world, namely from Brighton, which is almost the most important place in Sussex… but not quite.

I especially like this vid because I’d lay bets they filmed the outdoors bits at places where I’ve often been. It’s a bit like Hazel O’Connor’s Will You, it has a second instrumental half which they’ve left out and like Will You, the two are a pair and it suffers for the omission.

Veldt’s album, The Cause, The Effect is one of my top two albums of 2006. It’s very serious (unlike the band members who have the kind of laconic, dry humour I warm to).

By posting this one song here I may be doing it or Veldt an injustice. The Cause, The Effect is a whole work rather than a series of individual songs – a bit like some of Pink Floyd’s albums – and similarly, only one or two of the songs bear being separated from the whole, the rest kind of go together. I do have three favourite tracks; Good Morning, Vignette and Bullet but on the whole I find that once I start I have to sit down and listen to the whole thing.

I didn’t find out about them on my own. In fact, to be honest, they found me.

I have a Myspace account – a drastic course of action taken after Grandaddy split up and I didn’t find out about it until 6 months afterwards. Veldt sent me a note saying they thought I might like their music because they’d looked at my page and seen I liked the Divine Comedy. They invited me to go to their page and have a listen. If I liked them, they said, would I add them to my list of Myspace cyberfriends? If not, they said, no worries just delete their request to be friends.

Lots of groups will ask if you’d like to add them to your cyber-buddies list on Myspace but very few of them actually send you a note as well. Veldt are one of only two groups to do this and were the first so I was rather impressed.

How could I turn down a request from such nice polite boys, I thought? So I went and listened to their stuff. I think it’s great. I told them and ended up having a bit of a cyber-chat with their lead singer about Syd Barrett. That was even more impressive I thought.

No airs and graces. 10 out of 10. But I digress… here’s the video.

Enjoy.

If you want to know more, have a look at their MySpace profile (and listen to more songs) here. I urge you to go there because they’re splendid.

The REAL Eternal Questions of Existence: Number 63 19, January 2007

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You go to London for the day, you come home, your bogies are black and you can see the bits of grit in the hanky when you blow your nose.

You live in London, you’re there 24/7 and your bogies cease to be black. They go back to their normal colour and it’s not like they even taste gritty, either.*

Why?

Where does all the black stuff go when you live there?

Answers on a post card please… or at least, in the comments section.

* The reason this blog is anonymous is so that I can make statements like this.

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