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The Crappest Cricket Joke Ever 8, January 2007

Posted by babychaos in General Wittering, Humour, Light Fluff, Play.
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Billy was at school one morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

”Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

“No” said Billy, “He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.”

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1. Susie - 26, January 2007

He’d be even more embarrassed now :o)

2. babychaos - 28, January 2007

Too right! What can we say about cricket? I think the only word is “oops”.

Cheers

BC


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