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It takes all sorts… 16, February 2007

Posted by babychaos in careers, General Wittering, Humour, Life and living, Light Fluff, Play, Work.
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This is a real, pukka job advertised in Norwich job centre… In Britain, the job centre is a branch of the people who adminster the benefit system… our very stuffy, religious in quite an intolerant, Presbytarian “no! no! no!” kind of way, Government.

To me, the fact that it’s listed among hundreds of vacancies for unremarkable every day jobs is pure Python.

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1. Geldoff - 18, February 2007

Well spotted, BC!

“… full training will be given ….” Oh, I’d pay good money to watch that! Tears of uncontrollable mirth would be rolling down my cheeks after a very short time. 🙂

Does the training qualify for recognition in an NVQ? Or for a government grant? Where is it administered? The Basildon University of Trampling and Domination perhaps? (No aspersions towards Basildon – just the first place name with a “B” that came to mind.)

“Duties will include acting using dominatrix moves …” does this exclude dominators and other males from applying? They’re teetering on the edge of the sexism precipice! They should be beaten! Oh, hang on, they’d enjoy that. Doh!

2. babychaos - 20, February 2007

I have to hand the credit for spotting it to a friend but it’s pure gold, isn’t it!? Cheers Sweary


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